Okay, so we have a few crushes on our hands.

1. The most premium actor, and lead singer of Gogol Bordello, Eugene Hutz.

Kristen, tour dates are on their site, www.gogolbordello.com

*Also, my friend Andrew (who knows this dude Alex) says they are playing on Conan O’Brian on 10/4.

2. Girlcrush - Zadie Smith
Kristen and Jen have agreed to a mud-wrestling tournament (or, “literary cat fight”) at the next meeting to determine who has dibs on Zadie Smith. We’ll update the results here. Watch out, it could get ugly.